For Better, For Worse.... For Richer or DEBT?

A Romanian man has handed over his wife to a creditor as payment for his debts.
Emil Iancu, from tIghisu Nou, gave his wife Daniela to 72-year-old Jozef Justien Lostrie when he turned up on his doorstep to collect a £1,800 debt.
Iancu said: "I had no money to pay the debt and when I told Lostrie he said he would take my wife instead.
"I was scared of what he would do and so I signed a document saying Daniela would live with him."
But Daniela says the deal has proved better for her.
"Before I had to clean the house and look after our three children on my own, while Emil did nothing, but now I'm treated like a guest and hardly have to raise a finger," she said.

Hare(y) story......

Muggers snatched an Austrian woman's handbag unaware that it contained nothing but a dead rabbit.
The two thieves struck as Hilda Morgenstein, 42, was about to catch a train at Baden to the countryside with her daughter to bury the pet.
She said: "They saved us the trip - I told my daughter they were angels and were taking bunny to a better place."
Police are still searching for the pair and the remains of the rabbit.

SO IT'S TRUE THEN..............SIZE DOES MATTER!!!

The British singer who sang the Croatian anthem before last night's match accidentally sang 'My penis is a mountain'.........Tony Henry was trying to sing the national anthem in Croatian, but got the words wrong.
Fans say the mispronunciation helped the players relax before the game at Wembley as they realised England was not as " BIG" as they thought, Croatia is bigger (Croatia beat England 3-2)
The national anthem is written in old style Croatian, and there can be slightly different interpretations in English because it is a very lyrical language.
The line in which Henry slipped up should have been "mila kuda si planina" (You know my dear how we love your mountains).
But what he actually sang was "mila kura si planina" which means "My Dear, my penis is a mountain".
Croat players like Manchester City's Vedran Corluka and Arsenal target Luka Modric started looking at each other and grinning when they realised what he was singing. Did he peep into the locker room without them knowing. Was he singing this to any of the English players in particular? Or was he pre-empting what the FA Chairman was going to say to McClaren and Venables?