For Better, For Worse.... For Richer or DEBT?

A Romanian man has handed over his wife to a creditor as payment for his debts.
Emil Iancu, from tIghisu Nou, gave his wife Daniela to 72-year-old Jozef Justien Lostrie when he turned up on his doorstep to collect a £1,800 debt.
Iancu said: "I had no money to pay the debt and when I told Lostrie he said he would take my wife instead.
"I was scared of what he would do and so I signed a document saying Daniela would live with him."
But Daniela says the deal has proved better for her.
"Before I had to clean the house and look after our three children on my own, while Emil did nothing, but now I'm treated like a guest and hardly have to raise a finger," she said.

Hare(y) story......

Muggers snatched an Austrian woman's handbag unaware that it contained nothing but a dead rabbit.
The two thieves struck as Hilda Morgenstein, 42, was about to catch a train at Baden to the countryside with her daughter to bury the pet.
She said: "They saved us the trip - I told my daughter they were angels and were taking bunny to a better place."
Police are still searching for the pair and the remains of the rabbit.

SO IT'S TRUE THEN..............SIZE DOES MATTER!!!

The British singer who sang the Croatian anthem before last night's match accidentally sang 'My penis is a mountain'.........Tony Henry was trying to sing the national anthem in Croatian, but got the words wrong.
Fans say the mispronunciation helped the players relax before the game at Wembley as they realised England was not as " BIG" as they thought, Croatia is bigger (Croatia beat England 3-2)
The national anthem is written in old style Croatian, and there can be slightly different interpretations in English because it is a very lyrical language.
The line in which Henry slipped up should have been "mila kuda si planina" (You know my dear how we love your mountains).
But what he actually sang was "mila kura si planina" which means "My Dear, my penis is a mountain".
Croat players like Manchester City's Vedran Corluka and Arsenal target Luka Modric started looking at each other and grinning when they realised what he was singing. Did he peep into the locker room without them knowing. Was he singing this to any of the English players in particular? Or was he pre-empting what the FA Chairman was going to say to McClaren and Venables?

This weeks IDIOT AWARD goes to...........

BULGARIAN DRIVING? DRINKING? INSTRUCTOR......
Driver loses licence after drink with instructor A driving student lost her licence three hours after passing her test after going for a drink with her instructor to celebrate.Police in the Bulgarian capital Sofia pulled over Kristina Andreeva, 23, for erratic driving and a breath test found both she and instructor Ivan Filin, 48, were three times over the limit.Andreeva said: "I had promised to buy him a drink if I got my licence and we went to a cafe, had a couple of wines and then offered to drive him home. I was so happy I just didn't think about the drink drive rules."Police said they had also stripped Filin of his driving licence and his business licence as a driving instructor for encouraging drink-driving.

Marion Jones and other LOOSERS!!!

Marion Jones! WHY DID YOU NOW COME FORWARD? Was it guilt, or did the truth finally come out and you could no longer deny it? Good time to come clean when found out! Please tell me after all this time how much do you owe all the people that came second, third and fourth. How much have you stolen from them in glory, sponsorship money and pride. Are you going to pay them back and how much will you be paying them and when will you start paying? How much do you owe all your sponsors for the bad publicity? If I was an athlete that ever ran against her and came 2nd 3rd of 4th I would sue her for stealing from me. People like Marion Jones deserve everything they lose!!!!!! CHEATER!!

Bulgarians! I have been living in many countries around the world but have never experienced any thing like you lot. Why can you not see the value of NOT having bad body odour, can you under stand that you all do NOT know everything you are not ALL EXPERTs on EVERYTHING and then my favourite has anyone told you that if you want to smoke and kill yourself thats fine by me but I don't want to help you smoke your cigarette KEEP IT OUT OF MY FACE. I am sure that Bulgarian kids start smoking in the womb already. I met a Bulgarian man the other day who proudly says he escaped from Bulgaria in 1971, whilst they where under Soviet Rule and he said that he can understand why not even the RUSSIANS wants them, he thought they were terrible and was leaving before his holiday finished! My advise is to bath more and smoke less.

Idiot of the moment AWARD! In Romania a man was banned from his local casino because he was to loud and abusive. Mr. Ioan Seutiut has now set up camp outside his favourite casino in Diva Romania and has gone on a hungerstrike. He has vowed not to eat and has refused medical attention until his favourite casino lets him in to play Roulette. By the look of his picture he could afford to miss a few meals. GET A LIFE FOOL!!!!